March 03, 2009 at 12:00 PM EST

Pilot season, you are my favorite. When else do I get a chance to talk about Everwood and Roseanne in the same post? Sure, there’s no guarantee that these talked-about pilots will see the light of a cathode ray tube (or whatever makes HDTVs work — magic?), but just knowing that veterans of some of my near-and-dear shows might be returning to TV makes me glad. Today’s joy factory:

• Scott Wolf, oh he of dimpled fame, has been cast on an ABC pilot! I, uh, have been rewatching Everwood on recently — yes, it still makes me cry approximately twice per episode — and was just wondering why Wolf hadn’t been on anything since The Nine got the boot. Wonder no more, Mags! Wolf is going to be on the “reboot” of the ’80s sci-fi series V. Gregory “Ephram Brown” Smith, your number’s up next.

• Michael O’Keefe, a perennial Hey, It’s That Guy, has been cast on Two-Dollar Beer. First, that show wins the award for having my favorite description ever in The Hollywood Reporter: “Beer revolves around a group of twentysomethings who drink beer and discuss their woes. Sadowski will play the male lead Luke, a handsome ex-high school jock who thinks too much. Simpson will play Mitchell, the world’s grouchiest guy. Dewulf will play Mitchell’s wife Fakhri, a nurse. Mabe will play Burt, who is a bit off.” O’Keefe will be playing Luke’s father (there’s a Star Wars joke here somewhere, but I can’t quite get the bat off my shoulder), and while I enjoy O’Keefe’s dark/creepy side on SVU and such, I like him best on Roseanne. He was Jackie’s husband Fred in seasons 6-8, playing the straight man to Laurie Metcalf’s sometimes super-nutty sidekick.

OK, Pop[andlock]Watchers: What pilots are revving your engines?

More on pilot season:
Geoff Stults, Michael Vartan returning to TV. Squeee!
‘Hot Girls in Scary Places’
ABC in business with Courteney Cox, Kelsey Grammer, Cedric the Entertainer
Cybill Shepherd on Lifetime? Yes!
More CBS procedurals, more slackers
Twilight for television: The CW orders pilot for Vampire Diaries
Kristen Johnston: The scoop on her Absolutely Fabulous return to TV
CBS orders more than procedurals after all
CBS plans arranged-marriage reality show. Discuss.
Bruckheimer, star-crossed lovers, and ‘Fame’ comparisons
CBS plans arranged-marriage reality show. Discuss.
ABC likes Lauren Graham, CBS more procedurals!
Grade the latest orders, including ‘Parenthood’
Grade the latest orders, including one from Shonda Rhimes and a detective show with an 11-year-old genius 
V and Lost in the ’80s a go
Ab Fab import and Witches of Eastwick-based drama a go
Grade Fox’s latest orders

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