By Margaret Lyons
Updated February 26, 2009 at 12:00 PM EST

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I can definitely get behind a Dexter action figure — I may or may not have a few Lost action figures (I so do) — but that is one terrifying, icy stare. I don’t even mind the creepy cultural fetish for serial killers; it’s the weirdly demonic face that’s freaking me out. Sorry, Michael C. Hall, but this is not your proudest day.

Although, for only $16.99…do I spy next season’s Doll Bachelor? [via]