'Dexter' action figure destined to haunt my nightmares
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I can definitely get behind a Dexter action figure — I may or may not have a few Lost action figures (I so do) — but that is one terrifying, icy stare. I don’t even mind the creepy cultural fetish for serial killers; it’s the weirdly demonic face that’s freaking me out. Sorry, Michael C. Hall, but this is not your proudest day.