By Annie Barrett
Updated February 14, 2009 at 12:00 PM EST

Times are tough. There’s a death ray pointed at Fashion Week, and no one can stop it! People will be hurt — and not just models. Real people, too. Good thing Heidi Klum’s had some free time lately, because if anyone can save designer fashion by brandishing a hairdryer while lookin’ hot, it’s The Kluminator. Now please indulge me as I paste part of the best press release ever. (It has a DATELINE that says “THE INTERNET”)

(The Internet) – New style-centric site Modelinia announces a four-part web series called SPIKED HEEL: Supermodels Battle the Forces of Evil, starring cat walkers Heidi Klum and Coco Rocha. The series will premiere at Midnight on February 16, 2009 and post the following webisodes consecutively for the next three days on

After the jump, watch the trailer for Spiked Heel and check out a few more teaser stills, including Gossip Girl‘s Blair (Leighton Meester) and a seductive closeup of the liquid gold-encased Kluminator in which she appears to be sipping a liquid gold martini. Drink it up.