By Jean Bentley
Updated February 03, 2009 at 04:00 PM EST

”Did you know how many jobs I took to take care of you? I was a teacher, a ballerina, an astronaut, a princess, a competitive skater… don’t you remember that time I was a business lady? I had a suit and a briefcase! I raised those Lhasa Apsos for a while, that was a bust. But it was all for you! Because I love you.” –Barbie (Amy Poehler), to Skipper (Britney Spears), after admitting she’s actually Skipper’s mother, on Saturday Night Live