As anyone who’s witnessed the wonderful epic cheese of Starship Troopers knows, there are threats in our galaxy every bit as horrific and insidious as giant alien bugs: threats like wooden acting, the allure of schlocky direct-to-DVD sequels, and child abuse. Wait, what?! That’s right, the Federation can’t stand child abuse. In a new batch of PSAs, Casper Van Dien, “the star of Starship Troopers 3: Marauder” is decked out in full Johnny Rico regalia on a flaming battlefield, urging fans to pitch in to help fight this war. To this, we say, Bravo, Bravo! Would you like to know more? Click below.