By Jean Bentley
January 12, 2009 at 04:00 PM EST

”Ah, what’s the matter, dollface — down in the dumps? Sucks to be you, huh? What’s with you, Lloyd’s of London? You take one ‘mind-blowing’ philosophy class, and all of a sudden you’re Jean-Paul Sartre? Oh, so now you’ve got this existentialist hook-thing too? Well, that’s great, because all you need is a little more mystique. Now you’ve got a chance with all the freaky chicks I was gonna get. I’ve taken so much acne medication my lips are splitting in half! This might cheer you up: You’re hotter than most chicks! What are you doing in college anyway? People like you don’t need to know how to read. Nice nose.” — Perry (Jarrett Grode), trying to cheer up Lloyd (Charlie Hunnam), on Undeclared