January 09, 2009 at 12:00 PM EST

Ugh. Press play below for the “movie trailer” that played at Angelika Film Center in New York, right after three decent trailers and just before Doubt. Hold your breath for the “big reveal” at the end!

Having somehow never been subjected to this nonsense before, my reaction was a simple, dead-eyed “No way,” but most everyone else in the theater just laughed. Not with it. Atit. Severely.

Anyone wanna go buy some effin’ luggage?

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