By Joshua Rich
Updated December 18, 2008 at 04:00 PM EST

She’s your queen to be:
A queen to be forever,
A queen who’ll do whatever his highness desires.

She’s your queen to be:
A vision of perfection,
An object of affection to quench your royal fire.

Completely free from infection,
To be used at your discretion,
Waiting only for your direction!

Your queen to be!

— Oha (Paul Bates) singing at the royal courtship of Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy), Coming to America