Nick Lachey back in bed with MTV: Is there anything worse? (Perhaps.)
MTV, a cable channel formerly known for showing what old people fondly remember as video installations set to their favorite hit songs, announced a lineup of eight new series it plans to launch in 2009. I will attempt to describe each program in seven words or less, since I hear that today’s youth have shorter attention spans and sometimes even forgo the use of certain vowels and consonants 4 shrtr and EZr convos.
Daddy’s Girls: Spawn of Reverend Run work, play
Nitro Circus: Jackass meets “freecross motorcycle riding”
How’s Your News?: South Park’s Timmy meets Colbert Report
The CollegeHumor Show: CollegeHumor.com employees mug for cameras
Girls of Hedsor Hall: VH1’s Charm School only younger, in England
College Life: Relive being 18, minus “freshman 15”
Rob Drydek’s Fantasy Factory: What? This is not self-explanatory?
Untitled Nick Lachey project: Former Jessica Simpson appendage follows Ohio theater geeks
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