TV's funniest lines from December 5 to 11

By EW Staff
Updated December 12, 2008 at 05:00 AM EST

”One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I’m really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn’t leave right away!”
—Liz (Tina Fey), confessing her sins when she thinks her plane is going down, on 30 Rock

”Dust is the devil’s snow.”
—Angela (Nancy Lenehan), madly cleaning Sam and Melanie’s apartment, on Worst Week

”Boy George on Friday was convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort. The world’s weakest male escort.”
—Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live

”Ohh, the sound of clinking ice cubes. It’s like a Scottish lullaby.”
—Christina (Ashley Jensen), longing for booze, on Ugly Betty