By Mandi Bierly
Updated December 12, 2008 at 08:00 PM EST

This week, when The Hollywood Reporter announced that Betty Thomas (The Brady Bunch Movie) had signed on to direct Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, it also noted that the plot of the follow-up is “being kept under wraps.”

What do you think the studio is covering up? I’m going with one of them has a nude scene with a Chipette, one of them shares a same-sex kiss, and one of them dies.

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