By Mandi Bierly
Updated December 10, 2008 at 12:00 PM EST

I could read an online synopsis so I’d know what this film’sactually about, but since the trailer doesn’t think it’s importantenough to tell me, I’m not going to bother. Jessica Biel plays a stripper, who appears to have the creative bent of Flashdance‘s Alex (Jennifer Beals) and the fashion sense of Showgirl‘s Nomi (Elizabeth Berkley). To her credit, she also has a slightly higher caliber of costars — Ray Liotta, Forest Whitaker, and Patrick Swayze (check him out at :25!).

Do you need to know more? Or, is your decision made: Are you in, or are you out?