By Mandi Bierly
Updated December 02, 2008 at 04:00 PM EST

“Well, Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live roo– is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove. And nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? … We’re dealing with a lot of sh–.” –Crash Davis (Kevin Costner), summarizing a meeting at the mound in Bull Durham