By Mandi Bierly
Updated November 13, 2008 at 06:17 PM EST

Yesterday morning, flipping channels, I landed on one of Maury’s paternity test episodes. Because I had to know whether the third woman to come on the show and claim that Valchas was the father of her child was right (nope), and whether Temperance had finally found baby Tasia’s daddy among the fourth and fifth men she’d brought to Maury for DVD testing (nope), I actually pressed ‘record’ when I had to leave my apartment.

What talk show topics are sadly apparently impossible for you to resist?