A regular gig on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager isn’t stopping John Schneider from getting a little dirty. Or sexy. Or (c’mon, play along) money.
Translation: Sources confirm to me exclusively that the eternally boyish Dukes of Hazzard star has booked a three-episode arc on ABC’s Dirty Sexy Money. He’ll play a congressman who screws over Simon at the behest of a blackmailin’ Tripp.
Schneider shouldn’t have any problem squeezing some Sexy time into his Secret Life workload, since, as EW’s Jennifer Armstrong informs me, “there are like 9 billion characters on the show.”
Meanwhile, the search is on for an actress to play Schneider’s upscale trophy wife on DSM. Got suggestions? Post ’em below!