During last night’s Top Model, there was a brief moment when I gleefully thought that two of my favorite shows had collided at last. I’m talking when the mysterious man, encased in a green spandex suit, appeared on screen — and I thought, holy frijole, the girls are getting a visit from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia‘s Green Man (a.k.a. Charlie)! Alas, I was proven wrong as soon as he took off his hood and turned out to be the slightly less crazy James St. James. And though I quickly recovered from the letdown — thanks to a brilliantly manic, likely absinthe-laced bit in which Ty-ty told the girls they’d be going to Amsterdam — I couldn’t help but wish the real Green Man was there to spike Marjorie in the face with a ball.