By Annie Barrett
Updated October 13, 2008 at 12:00 PM EDT

Google Alert: Paddington Bear! In honor of PB’s initiation to children’s literature on October 13, 1958, the polite immigrant bear from darkest Peru got to welcome everyone to the Internet today. That’s great, and awwwwwwww, etc…but question: Where’s my @#$%ing marmalade sandwich?!