Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris
Credit: Everett Collection

I’m not sure anyone’s life merits a 50-part miniseries, especially someone who died as young as Bruce Lee. Still, how awesome does this sound? Too bad we’ll probably never see it in America. Maybe we can trade China a 20-part series on John Wayne, plus a 15-part series on Clint Eastwood, four parts each on Schwarzenegger, Willis, and Stallone, and half a part each on Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme.