'The Daily Show' writers present future election headlines

Palin Exceeds Expectations in VP Debate: Remains Upright, Doesn’t Drool

McCain Ironically Mauled by Lipstick-Wearing Pit Bull

Biden, in Slip, Calls Palin ”Tappable”

Is Obama Buddhist? How About Hindu?

In Speech, McCain Declares Economy ”Awesome,” ”Horrible”

Obama Admits Community Service Is a Big Joke

Biden Apologizes, Retracts Palin ”Tappable” Remark

McCain, Overcoming Reluctance, Tells POW Story For 10,000th Time

Biden Apologizes For Calling Palin ”Not Tappable”

Sarah Palin Unclear on Definition of ”Palin Doctrine”

Biden Tapes Own Mouth Shut

Hillary Prepares ”I Told You So” Blimp