Stealth ninja kitten attack: Killing with cuteness. And claws.

I’m not usually one for cute-kitten clips. Ever since my face exploded in the Great Allergy Siege of ’97, cute kittens have no power over me. However, cute ninja kittens are awesome because they are ninjas. And we all know the deal with ninjas.

The only thing that would’ve made that clip any better: If the kitten was wearing a mask.* Or if the kitten attacked the dude with the camera.

* Not that I condone dressing up animals in people clothes. But it would’ve been one step closer to Puss in Boots.