Two hours ago, Slezak randomly IMed me the link to the below video, and it turns out that Army of Lovers’ not particularly successful 1990 single “My Army of Lovers” is exactly what I feel like keeping on in the background for the rest of Friday. Won’t you join me? If you’re really busy (yeah right), just jump to the faux-pensive faux-playing of a neon-hued plastic keyboard at 0:33. — it’ll save time as you’re hunting around for a horrifying image to haunt you all weekend.

Says Slezak: “I will deny to the world that I downloaded this CD today. (I used to own it on tape.)”

Good luck with that now, sir!