Our 'L-Word' spinoffs

Campy lesbian drama The L Word is spinning off a character (Leisha Hailey’s Alice) — but we don’t think it should stop there. Below, more ideas.

1. Phyllis and Joyce
The sassy gal pals quit their high-pressure jobs to open a B&B in Vermont. Their first staff hires: local brothers Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.

2. Dawn Denbo’s lover Cindi
Now single, the bimbette takes a $4,000 palimony settlement and buys a used U-Haul. Each week, Cindi moves in with a new girlfriend after the first date.

3. Ivan
Teams up with fellow gender benders Isis from Top Model and Candis Cayne (Dirty Sexy Money) for an are-they-or-aren’t-they game show called To the UnTranned Eye.