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According to Variety, Jessica Alba is set to star in the “modern-day fable” An Invisible Sign of My Own. Per the trade, “Invisible revolves around a young woman who has retreated from the world and is consumed by numbers and math. Things begin to change when she becomes a second-grade math teacher.”

On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is it that you’ll see this movie? I’m at a 1, but only because the director is from Mad Hot Ballroom and the writers penned one of my TBS staples, The Wedding Planner.

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