By Mandi Bierly
Updated September 05, 2008 at 10:56 PM EDT

I’d hate for anyone else to suffer this disappointment, so listen up: If you’re channel-surfing at 4 a.m., and you spot the listing All Nighter on Fuse, it’s not The Allnighter, the 1987 movie featuring “Susanna Hoffs, America’s hottest female rock singer, in her motion picture debut.” (I’m quoting the trailer, which I’ve embedded below. You’ll also want to revisit the film’s stunning poster art.) Instead, it’s a two-hour block of music videos. CRUEL.

Am I the only one who’d kill to see good (but hot) girl Molly find that “one earth-shattering significant romance” before she graduates college — with her smokin’ surfer buddy C.J. — again?

Am I the only one who’s ever had their soul crushed by a misleading TV listing?