I’d been blissfully unaware of Nicolas Cage’s new release, Bangkok Dangerous, until this morning, when I was optically assaulted by the photo of him accompanying Josh Rich’s Box Office Preview.

STOP WITH THE LONG HAIR, NICOLAS CAGE. Rich may estimate that your Hong Kong action remake will debut at No. 1, but you won’t even get me to watch the trailer. I know that you’re dedicated to your craft, and that you have a history of controversial hairdos assumed for various roles, but I need to ask you to let this one go.

Sign our petition below, if you agree. If another bad hairdo has ever stopped you from seeing a film, feel free to sound off on it as well. (Our old Cruelest Cuts gallery is full of inspiration.)