TheWB.com is ready to consume your workday

The WB is not dead! That’s just Marissa. Buffy could get the chance to re-exterminate her (dream scenario, pictured) because now the two characters live on the same website! (The O.C. wasn’t on The WB, but Warner Bros. produced it.) TheWB.com, which launched yesterday, offers video-on-demand selections of fan favorites from years past (AHEM. I don’t see Felicity yet), plus a bunch of original series that’ll roll out in the next few months. There’s even something called The WBlender that lets you “mix and mash up your favorite shows,” because who can sit through more than a minute of one thing these days? This blog item, for example. Thank god that’s over. If you’ll excuse me, I have to start really getting into Babylon 5.