It’s a slow news day, so when I was sent a press release urging me to find out if I have “the killer instinct” by taking a series of four inkblot tests at, I bit. Turns out, I am “completely normal.” (My colleague Tanner Stransky, however, not so much. Perhaps it’s because he said he found the final inkblot “arousing?”)

Take the test yourself, and report your results below. I’ve read enough of your comments over the years to make some guesses…

P.S. Dexter: The Complete Second Season hits DVD today. The show, starring Emmy nominee Michael C. Hall (pictured), returns Sept. 28 to Showtime with season 3.