Fine, I’ll tell you! I just watched this trailer, okay? It’s got Bruce Willis poking fun at himself and his gut, and everyone else in Hollywood poking fun at Hollywood. The film, one of the most expensive to pass through Sundance, will be in theaters October 3rd. Trailer’s below. Analyze this!

I think I’ll start appropriating Moon Bloodgood’s line, “I’m not just a silly girl in tight clothes — I went to Stanford,” for my own life. Like right now? I’m not just a silly girl sitting at home in her jammies. I blog for PopWatch. (“That’s a good blog,” pipes in DeNiro.)