While watching last night’s premiere of VH1’s I Love the New Millennium (more on that to come), I caught a promo for what could be the most blatantly honest reality show ever: I Love Money. Starring some of the best (and by “best,” I mean most ridiculous) VH1 reality also-rans from Rock of Love (including slap-happy Heather, pictured), I Love New York, and Flavor of Love, the show pits contestants in a series of physical challenges, with the winner hauling away $250,000. The show premieres July 6, and I couldn’t be more excited (and not just because I’ve been missing those whackjob Rock of Love girls). I’m glad VH1 has finally greenlit a reality show that cuts to the chase. Because, really, why should contestants waste time pretending they’re looking for true love when all they want is a fat paycheck?

Here are the 17 contenders:

12 Pack (I Love New York)
Brandi C. (Rock of Love)
Chance (I Love New York)
Destiney (Rock of Love)
The Entertainer (I Love New York)
Heat (I Love New York)
Heather (Rock of Love)
Hoopz (Flavor of Love)
Megan (Rock of Love)
Midget Mac (I Love New York)
Mr. Boston (I Love New York)
Nibblz (Flavor of Love)
Pumkin (Flavor of Love)
Real (I Love New York)
Rodeo (Rock of Love)
Toasteee (Flavor of Love)
Whiteboy (I Love New York)

Who will you be rooting for?