June 16, 2008 at 09:25 PM EDT

Where can you find John McCain, Tyra Banks, Denise Richards, Patti LuPone, and Dana Carvey all competing for the same prize? Why EW.com’s new Sound Bites series, of course! Ch-ch-check it out below, then click here to vote for the funniest quote from this weekend’s television landscape!

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