By Michael Slezak
Updated June 16, 2008 at 09:25 PM EDT

Where can you find John McCain, Tyra Banks, Denise Richards, Patti LuPone, and Dana Carvey all competing for the same prize? Why’s new Sound Bites series, of course! Ch-ch-check it out below, then click here to vote for the funniest quote from this weekend’s television landscape!