If I could give him the gift of a career, I would. But he’ll just have to settle for me putting this out into the ether: Wouldn’t he be great in a guest arc on Bones? He’s already played FBI for Fox once (a hostage negotiator in Standoff, below). Physically, he’s totally Brennan’s type. And how much fun would it be to watch him out-Booth Booth?

P.S. All 18 episodes of Standoff are on Hulu.