What’s sadder: That PEOPLE just did a “Guess the Feet!” quiz, or, that at approximately 10:21 p.m. ET last night, while procrastinating working late, I took it and scored an impressive 9 out of 12?

Wait, don’t answer that. And don’t even think about taking that “Feet!” quiz and not coming back here to post your score. You know I’m codependent when it comes to living with shame.