'Wii Fit'? No. You fat!
It’s a gorgeous, sunny day, so why wouldn’t you spend it indoors, letting a machine tell you exactly how disgustingly out of shape you are? Earlier this week, in an Idol/DWTS-induced stupor, Michael Slezak and I field-tested the Wii Fit‘s ski jump, hula hooping, soccer field bully avoidance, and jogging (?!) events. Wolf and Crush, who kicked our fat asses in January’s esteemed Office Gladiators series, would be horrified.
Question of the day: Would you rather
a) Be great at Wii Fit, or
b) Have access to Girl Scout Cookies?
My answer, at least, is c) ‘Duh.’
Hell to the No!