It is an open secret — which is to say not really a secret at all — that I am obsessed with American Idol‘s Aloha Mischeaux. So when I discovered several hot new tracks on the season 4 semifinalist’s MySpace page earlier this spring, it wasn’t long before I extended an invite for her to swing by the cubicles for a very special episode of Idolatry. The results are embedded below, and let’s just say Aloha turned the hallway outside my office into a raucous concert space. Someone sign this woman to a record deal already! Seriously!