May 09, 2008 at 04:00 AM EDT

· Iron Man! Come for Robert Downey Jr. and Pepper Potts. Stay for the closing credits
· Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions + Heather Locklear on Melrose Place = Michelle Trachtenberg on Gossip Girl
· Book your ticket to Massachusetts! Kevin and Scotty are getting married on Brothers & Sisters

Near Misses
· Amy Winehouse decides she won’t record James Bond theme. We hear the cast of Men in Trees is available
· Crank 2 will unite the Hepburn and Tracy of our times: Bai Ling and Corey Haim

· The feeling that we should watch This American Life on Showtime, but can’t quite summon the energy
· Self-described ”bubble butt” we are least interested in ogling: Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
· Why must America’s Got Talent be returning?

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