Aniston, shmaniston. Who needs to hear about John Mayer’s love life when we can have him show us where the real magic happens? (That would be in the recording studio, you pervs).

In a new Judd Apatow-produced clip on, “Makin’ Music With John Mayer,” the singer walks us through a typical day, while wearing a Bluetooth headset on each ear, riding a scooter and dropping pearls of wisdom like “People matter, but celebrities matter more.” Bonus points for the Kristen Bell cameo, but warning, cubicle monkeys: keep your headpones on, the language is super NSFW.