And the scores for Julianne Hough's country video...

It’s a slow news day, so I decided that it was finally time for me to watch Dancing With the Stars pro Julianne Hough‘s country video, “That Song in My Head.” (She wants to hear it, you see, so she can play back the video she has in her mind of a blue-eyed boy, dancing in the bed of a two-tone Ford — oh Lord, it’s love, y’all). Both the song and video are… basic. That’s really the best word I can think of to describe them. (Because “inoffensive” is overused, right?) Her hair is impressive though (as always). So is the length of that pier she’s walking on… I give it a 5. She’s clearly having a great time, and were I a teenage girl (or, um, boy), that could be infectious.

Your score?