Dalton Ross is back with the fifth installment in his series of dramatic readings of passages from the recently published Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul. Prepare yourself for the genius that is “author” Sanjaya Malakar. (For previous clips, click here for Scott Savol, here for Kimberly Caldwell, here for Ace Young, and here for Haley Scarnato. Keep the Kleenex handy.)