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1 British tab runs nude pictures of Woody Harrelson
Kind of a low point for the proud Page Three girl tradition.
2 Asked if she wants a Porsche for her 16th, Miley Cyrus says ”No small cars.”
She would, however, happily accept one of those big trucks with all the Porsches on it.
3 Kathleen Turner apologizes for accusing Nicolas Cage of dognapping
She has reduced her accusation to the lesser charge of ”soliciting an underage dog via the Internet.”
4 Gay cable network developing show about lesbian FBI agent
In her first case, she’ll investigate why ‘Cagney & Lacey’ went off the air.
5 Yoko Ono says all the Beatles’ wives suffered
She added, ”We suffered much the way the Chipettes suffered, in the shadow of Alvin and the Chipmunks.”
6 Recently released Q Scores of dead celebrities find no drop in popularity
The same study found that most Americans think Turner Classic Movies is broadcast live.
7 Britain challenges decision to allow Snoop Dogg into country
”We only roll out the blue carpet for true nobles,” said the government, which also disputes the provenance of Snoop’s ”royal goblet.”
8 CBS News denies planning to pay CNN for news
In CBS’ defense, CNN was standing on a street corner, totally ”advertising it.”
9 Rapper Big Boi collaborates with the Atlanta Ballet
He wanted the Bolshoi for his planned Big Boi/Bolshoi Big Show — but Dre was already doing Nutcracka Sweet with them.
10 Olsen twins wear white masks to wedding
It was a little weird. It got weirder when they dropped a chandelier on the bride.
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