My British friends Sam and Cat came to New York for a visit earlier this month, and since I forced them to sit through an American Idol results show featuring a soul-crushing Beatles medley, they decided to trot out one of their own guilty pleasures, S Club 7’s “Don’t Stop Movin’,” a “Billie Jean”-sampling dancefloor soufflé that was big across the pond back in 2001 but never made any impact at US radio. To which I say, “guilty-schmilty!” Clearly, this deep-fried musical treat is destined for a spot on my iPod, perhaps on a trashy cardio playlist alongside Fergie’s “Fergalicious,” Billie Piper’s “Because We Want To,” and Mya’s “Free.” See, people, junk food can be good for you!