By Annie Barrett
Updated March 05, 2008 at 12:00 PM EST
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Listen closely to what Simon muttered after D. H. Stripper’s performance last night:

Kudos (Crumpets?) to Mr. Cowell for finding a cheeky way to mention it without mentioning it. We salute him with our right thumb pressed against our forehead and all the other fingers flailing towards the general vicinity of Ryan Seacrest. As usual!

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