Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens
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ABC’s just-announced High School Musical reality competition could be the most cynically exploitative bestest-ever reality show since Kid Nation — as long as they give the youngsters a couple of valuable pointers.

Tip No. 1: Don’t let your boyfriend take nude photos of you and put them on the Internet.

Tip No. 2: Make sure the doll version of you has your new nose.

Any other advice for the contestants?

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