The Olsen twins, "actress" Mary-Kate and style "icon" Ashley, have "announced" in the "press" that they will "author" a new "book." Influences will reportedly be about the other "celebrity" types who have — thank Uncle Jesse and all the saints for this! — influenced them. And here I was, calling this a slow "news" day

(Might their list of "influences" include the Velvet Underground?)

What we really need to establish, PopWatchers, is: Does anyone care one iota what influences the Olsen twins?

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