By Annie Barrett
Updated February 14, 2008 at 04:00 PM EST

I kept hearing rumors that my favorite Dancing With the Stars pro Edyta Sliwinska (along with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who manages to emote volumes despite having no lines) currently stars in a commercial for Jared The Galleria of Jewelry (?!). During a severe mental lapse last night in which I accidentally watched a commercial block, I finally caught it:

The best part — except for, obviously, the pair’s slick moves and Maks’ unnecessarily slick ‘do — is when Edyta tells the Len Goodman wannabe in the PLAID SUIT that Maks got her glistening jewels at Jared and he makes this knowing face, like “But of course. He went to Jared. Given that company’s reputation, I am not surprised!”

Next up? Edyta’s own line of legwarmers. Make it happen!