George Michael
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George Michael’s memoir, currently untitled, will be published in fall 2009. His manager has said, “George has promised HarperCollins a no-holds-barred biography, and it’s certain to be just that.” Okay, then. Let’s help George out by finishing the following sentences:
• If you want me to buy this book, you’ll need to seriously dish about that little incident in the park (brilliant parody on Extras, by the way) AND …
• If I were you, I’d title the book …

(My suggestion: Careless Whispers. It’s plural, to imply multiple juicy revelations.)

addCredit(“ Mike Marsland”)