The amazing Betty White turns 86 today, which gives us an excuse to talk about The Golden Girls.

Here’s what we want you to do:

1. Post the episode you think of first. (Note: It may not be your favorite one.) I recalled the season 2 gem “Ladies of the Evening,” when the girls move into a hotel while their house is being fumigated, get arrested for prostitution, and meet Burt Reynolds. Good times.

2. Tell us why these women needed to buy condoms…