Beat This Caption: 'Kim Cattrall at the Beach' Edition

This shot of Kim Cattrall — on the set of the Sex and the City movie, presumably in character as Samantha Jones, and reading self-help best-seller The Secret — struck me as a good opportunity for a game of Beat This Caption. I’ll get the party started; you take it from there (keeping in mind it’s a PG-13 kinda blog).

“Secret? How about explaining why I’m on page 43 and I haven’t read a single word about the female orgasm?”