Occasionally — and by that I mean whenever I can’t decide whether to karaoke “We Belong” or “Love is a Battlefield” — I wonder which is Pat Benatar’s best song.* Let’s give her the gift of knowledge for her 55th birthday. Is it:

“We Belong”

or “Love Is a Battlefield”?

* Write-in votes for “Invincible,” “Heartbreaker,” “Hit Me With Your Best Shot,” or “All Fired Up” (the song I’d demand be used for the training montage in the movie version of my life — if I ever do anything that constitutes “training”) will be accepted. Even though you’re wrong.