An open letter to Carson Kressley
You were my favorite on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. You made your mark by being more clownish than your cohosts, but your secret weapon was knowing exactly when to wield your quick wit, and when to put it away and utilize your sincerity. When you became Bravo’s breakout star and made the talk-show rounds discussing your life story and promoting your sweet children’s book, I thought to myself, “I can’t get enough.”
Turns out I can. After the insipid-looking Crowned(I could only tolerate a few dreadful minutes) and How to Look Good Naked (premiering Friday at 9 p.m. on Lifetime) have had their way with you, please choose your next project carefully. And a word of caution: Beauty pageants are lame, so please stop traipsing your talents over to the Miss Universe universe and renting yourself out to Donald Trump. (Why do I have the sneaking suspicion your career slump is his fault?)
Finally, do scroll down and read all the “P.S.” comments from the PopWatch community. I’m sure these fine folks will have scads of good suggestions — none of them involving Celebrity Apprentice.
Best of luck in ’08,