By Marc Bernardin
December 18, 2007 at 07:39 PM EST

Wow. I mean…wow. Just…look.

He’s homeless and drunk, see. But he’s got powers, get it? And his life is still screwed up. That’s deep.Here, finally, is the film that will test Will Smith’s true box office power: Can he, through sheer force of STAR, make this lame-ass, Blankman-grade superhero satire a hit? Not since Wild Wild West has Smith shown up in a film that carried with it the overwhelming stench of misfire.

And I haven’t seen a tossing-of-marine-wildlife gag that good since My Super Ex-Girlfriend. And we all know how that turned out.